a very perfect person you will never meet someone as good as a Tolley
Yo Tolley go send it on your skateboard
by robloxoofer69 August 24, 2019
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You are doing "A Tolley" when you either:
1. Do something extremely retarded
2. Say something that references an Anime that no-one has heard of nor cares about
3. Arrive back more than 2 Josh minutes later than the time you originally said
4. 10 Joshua minutes is 2 hours. A ratio of approximately 1:12
"You're back this late? Oh come on man this is the third time you've done a Tolley this week!
by ScruffLord March 16, 2016
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the term " mr tolley" describes a large man with immense girth and incredibly large muscles.It can also be used to show an older man who has a fit wife.
example one:
"omg who is that over there pumping iron"
"its mr tolley"
example two:
"i heard he can lift 160 kg"
"yeah with his penis"
by thetolleyfamily April 27, 2009
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an individual who likes hitting dogs shit
Penetrating a dogs asshole and hence hitting the tolley's(turds). Otherwise walking through the park and accidently stepping on shite.
by spunkmaster 5000 January 12, 2004
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A stinky nonce you tries to date your underage family members
That's weird blad, you a Dirty Tolley or sommet?
by MrPilgrim101 April 01, 2020
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after rolling a joint containing; methamphetamine, crack cocaine, black tar heroin, PCP, cannabis, DMT,
"hawkins and tj were completely tolleyed this weekend"
by grandpa charles October 08, 2019
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