Family reunions were always tough for John as he had to tolerhate most of his in-laws.

As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.

"Man, your girlfriend is always taking a shit on your floor when she's drunk"

-"I know, I tolerhate it because she does the weird butt stuff I like"

"Jesus, I can smell your mom's yeast infection every time she comes in the room"

-"I know, I tolerhate it because there's no way I'm bringing that up"

"Godamnit, there are way too many hipsters in this club"

-"I'm gonna tolerhate it while I'm getting this blowjob near the bathroom. Could you stop talking while it's happening actually, it's weirding me out"

I tolerhate my job and boss, but I must pay the bills and remain employed in order to raise my family.

Oh Melissa, I totally tolerhate you, mostly because you get me into clubs for free.

My coworker Jim is a real a-hole, so I tolerhate him.