Urban Dictionary: Tolded

what if i told you a story

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.

Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.

by mxxxx72 December 26, 2016

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what i told you

Ghetto saying for "what did I tell you "

What i told you about that

by cmctx73 August 14, 2017

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twi-told

Short for twice-told; stale.

The joke you told just now is twi-told; I have already heard it.

by uttam maharjan January 28, 2012

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will you be told

When someone is trying to make another person see sense, or reason, within a situation. Especially when the person being spoken to is being stubborn as fuck.

F: I'm going to do this line of dried kale

T: will you be told, that's irresponsible and illogical

by commonwealth coolie March 12, 2017

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