The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
by MissConduct<3 November 10, 2010
Skeeting in your partner's eyes, so when she wipes it out and pulls at her eyelids, she looks Japanese.
by Coco0B November 10, 2010
The sexual act of ejaculating on anothers face and then smashing their face down into the stupid Zen garden that they keep on their night stand.
Tokyo Sandblaster.
Tokyo Sandblaster.
She Feng Shui'd my apartment without asking, so I got revenge by giving her the ole Tokyo Sandblaster.
by vaporbrains November 10, 2010
The tokyo sandblaster involves a sexual romanticism of feces. After acquiring diarrhea, a person releases their anal pressure onto their partner's face. Liquid feces are sprayed into the partner's face causing them to squint, giving the impression of Asian eyes.
I just gave your mom a tokyo sandblaster while you were at school, kiddo. Got shit all over my overalls...
by MoldyNipple November 10, 2010
When you fart on your parteners chest and particles of fecile matter fly out at such a rate they could strip paint.
The power was out and Derrick had to finish stripping the cabinets. Luckily he remebered to pull the old Tokyo Sandblaster out and get ther job done.
by Sokyo November 10, 2010
by tntunus November 10, 2010
When a woman fills her vagina, and/or butthole with sand, and as a man goes down to eat out or toss her salad, she unexpectedly queefs, and/or farts the sand in to the mans face and mouth.
"Dude, last night I went to eat out Emily and she Tokyo Sand Blasted me right in the face!"
"I wanted to break up with Tommy but I didnt know how, so I gave him a tokyo sandblaster last night!!!"
"I wanted to break up with Tommy but I didnt know how, so I gave him a tokyo sandblaster last night!!!"
by schwi August 23, 2011