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Noun -- Failed Cleveland Steamer in which rectal pressure turns out to be a shart instead of an actual bowel movement. This results in the receiver being peppered by fecal flecks as opposed to the expected full-blown turd.
My one night stand was begging for the Cleveland Steamer. Surprised, I decided to give it a try. I turned around and pushed... As it turns out, it was mostly gas and instead of the Cleveland Steamer, she got the Tokyo Sandblaster. Result? She liked it better! Guess who's not getting called back?
by rugby_101 November 11, 2010
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A sexual position where the male is on top of the female, mid thrust, and then Conan O'Brien jumps through the door and says "YippeeKayYay Mister Falcon!"
by shakesfear November 10, 2010
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A sexual act where a Japanese women with extremely chapped lips, often a prostitute but not always, gives a man an extremely harsh blowjob. Can be broadened to apply to any Asian female in need of lip balm.
by FreakOutAdams November 09, 2010
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The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by billyboy11 November 09, 2010
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an ambiguous, but certainly very, very dirty sex act, that cannot be described, performed, viewed, and/or otherwise censored, yet elicits the same kind of junior high response of other more obvious, more commonly known, certainly very, very dirty sex acts.
Origin: Conan 11/09/10. TBS.
Origin: Conan 11/09/10. TBS.
Joe: I walked in the kitchen and they were doing the Tokyo Sandblaster.
Bill: What's a Tokyo Sandblaster?
Joe: certainly it is a very, very dirty sex act of which we are not aware, but amused in a way I haven't felt since....since.....junior high!
Bill: What's a Tokyo Sandblaster?
Joe: certainly it is a very, very dirty sex act of which we are not aware, but amused in a way I haven't felt since....since.....junior high!
by evilmaster69 November 09, 2010
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Last night i did the Tokyo Sand Blaster, this hot bitch sucked on my spring roll. little did she know i shoved sand down my godzilla. When she wanted me to squirt my wasabi on her wonton's, but i Tokyo Sand Blasted her in the face.
by The Real Space Space Nigger August 08, 2011