Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!

Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!

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When something isn't very good, but isn't really THAT bad, but still annoyingly bad, its toilet.

a place of peace quiet and tranquility where u take a po-op in

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.