by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
by Jo-Bro December 08, 2010
by whereisyourboy4 November 04, 2009
A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.
Also, a place where you can read newspapers.
Also, a place where you can read newspapers.
"I am the <insert superhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."
"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."
"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."
by Slunjan July 18, 2008
by An asshole named james June 01, 2017
by Magashi April 23, 2009
Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.
by MiniMii July 19, 2012