A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.

toilet paper cures COVID-19

Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.

A package of Charmin's Ultra Soft that people are on a rampage and are battling for during the Coronavirus

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.

something you use for sanitary reasons and is really hard to find due to corona