A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)
Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?
by LazyPotatoChip March 07, 2020
The cure for corona virus
dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*
by coughing asian March 08, 2020
Corona( mutated flu): a respiratory infection
Karen: WHERES THE DAMN TOILET PAPER!? I NEED THIS SHIT NOW!
Karen: WHERES THE DAMN TOILET PAPER!? I NEED THIS SHIT NOW!
by Bruuuhhhh24/7 March 16, 2020
A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen
by Suck my lemons March 15, 2020
by piebot October 28, 2003
Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty
In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much
Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer
Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much
Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer
Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020