The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Toilet Tetley or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.

A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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