Urban Dictionary: Toilet Tea Bag

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The act of purposely or accidentally dunking one's scrotum in a toilet.

He stayed at a fancy hotel. Imagine his surprise upon sitting on the commode and receiving a Toilet Tea Bag.

Ewwww?..... No, Ahhhhh !

by lorenzo scarimanka December 08, 2010

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Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021

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