Urban Dictionary: Toilet Kiss

When you poop and toiler water splashes up into your butt hole.

I just took a poop and it gave me a toilet kiss.

by siriusblacktho December 23, 2016

1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet

2) kissing in the bathroom

3) Falacio

Hi darling, I'm texting you from the crapper xxx

Ewww, don't send me toilet kisses!

by BorrisJ May 30, 2011