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When you can't simply say idiot to prove someone's an idiot, just say toidi and expect their face to show confusion! (Toy-dee)
God you are such a toidi.

That man over there is an enormous toidi

Toidi's these days...
by avenga December 31, 2013
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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kinda hot with GREAT music taste i would kiss him if i could ngl
toidi ily please kiss and cuddle with me
by pussy_basherxoxoxo January 14, 2021
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Braggin woman, Cronnic bragger, talks about fedex and loves the cock from radio shack
<+toidi|go-sox|> |3a that toid you moron, i go by toidi
by Big October 27, 2004
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