an egotistical asshole

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

Someone of the upmost intelligence, wisdom, and "moves".

A hot, jive talking piece of ass and sexy man about town.

surprise!

messiah