Ted: Dude, what happened to you last night?
Ned: I can't remember. I woke up this morning thinking I fell asleep on a mountain of tofu. Then I looked down and realized I was sleeping on a fat chick. She was a total tofu girl.
Ned: I can't remember. I woke up this morning thinking I fell asleep on a mountain of tofu. Then I looked down and realized I was sleeping on a fat chick. She was a total tofu girl.
by mr.ease January 11, 2009
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A girl that adopts the personality of whoever she's dating at the time. Girls like this usually have little to no personality of their own.
Karen just started dating a guy that thinks he's a cowboy and she just bought a cowboy hat. She's such a Tofu Girl
by schutte01 December 26, 2019
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