My girl got back from the nail salon and those piggies were looking so fresh she was having a straight up toement!

Homegirl was in those stripper heels shrimping off the edge, hanging on for dear life. Talk about a toement, sis.

I was getting clapped the fuck down and homeboy was dickin it down so hard, he had a toement stubbing his foot on the edge of the bed.

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub