The debris collected in the corners of the great toe's nail. encapsulated between the nail and skin, this navy blue, pasty, and often damp bi-product smells rediculously pungent.
"Perhaps I'll put some toe cheese on a Ritz. Everything tastes better on a Ritz."
by Fight The Rain March 07, 2004
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A "delicious" snack enjoyed by King of the Freetards and neckbeard with severe hygiene issues, Richard Stallman.
"Man, did you see that video of RMS eating his toe cheese?"
"It's GNU/Free!"
by Anon655 September 15, 2011
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The soft stinky stuff that gathers between your toes. Only takes one day of not bathing to accumulate.
by Pat Schulz November 04, 2003
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toe cheese(correct pronunskiation-tow cheez). Toe cheez occurs when wearing socks of a different color than your skin color, it gathers between your toes and under toe nails. Is usually made up of sock lint.
For example white feet black socks leaves black lint in between toes and under toe nails.
by Mick February 12, 2004
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The white, cheezy whizzy substance that surrounds a bus station skank's clit when she fails to wash her Precious with hot water and soap each morning.

alt.: smegma
Ted: Dayum, I shouldn't have prepaid that jungle twat, Sylvia.

Gene: You sick fuck! You'd pay for sex with Sylvia?

Ted: Yeah, man, and she was packin' a lunch box full of baby toe cheese.

Gene: Oh, yo.
by AmusesHerself April 14, 2009
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the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails
Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else
by Im-a-duck December 27, 2015
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