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Slang for the word today. Usually used in text messages and online chat.
by L and N Dawg October 21, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Man, that Adam is such a tod.

An extreme version of a tod can other wise be known as a tod-bag--- the original douche-bag.
by Amshington November 30, 2008
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Derived from teh cult classic Napoleon Dynamite. Variant of PO'd but it means ticked off.
11 year old A- dude i was so fricking angry
11 year old B- oh my gosh!
11 year old A- he made fun of my sweaterfest, i was like " GO TO H - E DOUBLE HOCKEYSTICKS!!!!!"
11 year old B- GASP!!!
11 year old A- I know right? I was so TO'd
by Lesley February 20, 2005
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Twerking On Dick. The first appearance of the term came from a Swiss guy traveling across the US and experiencing for the first time girls twerking on his dick. He couldn't stop talking about it. He would always reference it by saying "twerk on my dick". The guy became so addicted to this practice that he started to pursue it actively. A party wouldn't be a good party for him if he couldn't TOD on that party.
"Girls just wanna TOD"
"I got some TOD last night"
"Damn! She really knows how to TOD"
by TOD_Addicted October 17, 2017
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An amazing guy. One who is faithful to the women he's with. Values his family and friends highly. He's sexy and an all around wonderful catch! Smart, charming and funny too. Do not let this one go, whether friend, family or more!!
You'd be lucky if you got a Tod!
by Bella23 February 03, 2010
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Thing of Darkness - something that frightens you and takes away your confidence, energy, motivation. When it passes by you it extracts your soul. It controls your mood and can ruin your day.
Red Alert: TOD is on the move.

Look out, here comes TOD.
by Victim of TOD July 10, 2008
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