Toddler Style is a form of partying where two scenerios have to happen in order to be offical.

1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.

2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.

A woman vagina most commonly refering to a MILF's pussy.

–Noun
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.

See pain in the ass.

A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.

The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.

A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.