Sara: want to see the little snot I pad flesh sock kid I popped out of me?
Average real humans: no Sara *kicks flail meaningless body across the foyer.*
Toddler
Average real humans: no Sara *kicks flail meaningless body across the foyer.*
Toddler
by MJkrazykoolepicgamer May 19, 2021
A child around the age of 2-4 y/o that will probably ask you if you have games on your phone!We also love toddler,they are little humans!Some people find them cute,others find them annoying but I personally think that they arent that bad and I love toddlers!
by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021
The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.
by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014
Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief
by cockgiver October 30, 2017
When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.
by Toddler knocker 69 July 13, 2018
Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.
When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.
When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.
Phone rings constantly at your job.
Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!
Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.
Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.
Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!
Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.
Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.
by Mots247365 December 14, 2012