"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"
"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016
The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Live Sound Engineers February 16, 2018
by AlfieTheCodman September 09, 2020
"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
by Ruben Forsberg October 06, 2019
by ladyfishy July 18, 2011