A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.
Guy) Why did they get divorced?
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
by Aunty Annihilator December 29, 2011
My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
OR
Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
OR
Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile
by Doortje* January 09, 2011
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts
by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses111 October 26, 2011
The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
by dookeyboy December 05, 2010
(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Toddler Style is a form of partying where two scenerios have to happen in order to be offical.
1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.
2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.
2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
Dave: Did you see Jayson he is partying toddler style.
Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
by Toddler Style March 11, 2009