by jbt_954 June 17, 2008
The toddler said, Fun room! Fun room! (His brothers' room with video games). They kept their door shut & he always wanted to go in there. He flew into a toddler rage & kicked a hole in the door & said "I wish I was wearing boots so I could've kicked a bigger hole!" He totally kicked the door off its hinges 3 or 4 times! He'd reached the end of his patience.
by Starchylde May 25, 2016
Tits that look like a toddlers socks
Small empty and dangling
Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids
Small empty and dangling
Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids
She had tits like a toddlers socks
by Working Class Hero December 04, 2020
by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011
When someone has either very small teeth or teeth that is covered by a lot of their gums causing them to a have a hideous "gummy smile"
I thought that bitch was hot last night until she smiled and I saw that she had toddler teeth. It made her look like she was 5 and I can't fuck another 5 year old again.
by Shesaidshelikesmclaren May 11, 2020
The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.
When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”
by jesshtx September 09, 2006
A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
by Ranchgirls November 02, 2020