1. fingers of a person of any age that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit
"did you see that kid's fingers"
"yea, they are total toddler fingers"
"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"
"yea, they are total toddler fingers"
"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"
by toddlerlovin May 23, 2007
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A derogatory term used for describing Donald Trump.
Also used in the 2017 summer edition of Gameplay Magazine, referring to how the world ends.
Also used in the 2017 summer edition of Gameplay Magazine, referring to how the world ends.
by kqiso March 08, 2018
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"you see that guy over there? He is a Flashbang Toddler."
by bababooey-boy April 23, 2020
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When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.
by Olliefur🐱 April 10, 2016
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by McGtrell June 24, 2015
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a style of fashion in which random articles of clothing are worn with no real concern for coordination or societal criticism. e.g. Christmas cardigan over a collared blouse, workout shorts over Star Wars leggings, with a beanie on the head and cowboy boots on the feet.
Young ladies who are into toddler chic frequent Etsy and thrift stores in search of the perfect random articles of clothing to wear.
by toyMasulina January 28, 2013
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Sheila is so hot that when she walked past the daycare center, some Pampers were pushed to their stretching point. Thus entering her into the annals of toddler boner
by blindpouch March 21, 2011
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