An angry leprechaun rugby player who swears a lot and plays penis tag. Toddfathers's are vile and vulgar creatures. The often have beards that look like a bird's nest that belongs to a really bad hoarder. Toddfather's are sarcastic to the core. You can spot a Toddfather by their standard greeting; the extended middle finger on either hand blank stare and scowly eyes. Toddfather's are dangerous if not caffeinated or intoxicated. If you encounter a sober Toddfather be cautious, move slowly as their vision is poor and based mostly on movement. Under no circumstances should you enter a bathroom after a Toddfather has evacuated their bowels.
Random guy at a bar: "That guy just came up with his dick out, touched my hand with it, said 'tag, your it', flipped me off and walked away"
Random guy's buddy: "Ahh yeah. Fucking Toddfathers."
Random guy's buddy: "Ahh yeah. Fucking Toddfathers."
by phizzledizzle December 24, 2020
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
May 19 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
