When a evil blood sucking succubus tries to ruin your friends or your life.

A motto used by protesters who oppose Fred Phelps

used when someone asks you to do something you don't have time to do. typically used when you are in the middle of planning a large project, or are otherwise really busy.

Another word for Garbage

A term that literally just means for today.

An empire today is the process of getting the ground to shake by dropping carpet

An awkward form of birth control that involves jamming a small, special sponge up your woman and leaving it there for several hours after sex.