An Australian current affairs program aired on Channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of Dancing With the Stars and weight loss stories.

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

Someone who takes the longest to get ready

A show which is shown on channel 7 in Australia. Basically, its end goals are to make children, teenagers and the unemployed feel bad about themselves, and to make the middle class Australian angry about such things.

Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.

Absolutely amazing metalcore band from Buffalo NY. Some of their songs include: Sentiments of You, Deprevity Waltz, A Threnody For Modern Romance..etc

If you like metalcore this is the band to listen too

When a evil blood sucking succubus tries to ruin your friends or your life.