A sexual position in which a man is making love to his woman's breasts and pushes her down the stairs. He then grabs her by the pigtails and ride her down to the bottom. Typically a New England thing.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

When I man freezes his feces in a Condom and makes a make shift Dildo and proceeds to pleasure the male/female

When a man slowly slides the tip of his penis down the entrance of a woman's vagina letting it fall off the end with a joyful plop.