A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.
Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
by TheMasey September 24, 2012
Rhyming slang for stoned.
Can be shortened to Toblered.
I'm too tobleroned to got out tonight.
I'm too toblered to go out tonight.
by Vic July 17, 2004
Sexual maneuver in which you go home, jack off in a container and save it. The next morning warm it up, pour it on your dick and jack off with it. Then save all of that cum in a container. The next morning shit in a rag, pour the cum on it, and roll it around your dick and masturbate. It will trick your mind into thinking you are having anal and will make you cum harder and longer.
Gary: You ever try the Rotten Toblerone?
Patrick: Ya I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.
by trollagorn February 16, 2012
The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.
Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."
Ben: "Really? What happened?"
Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."
Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"
Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."
by Tod316uk August 12, 2008
this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!
HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!
this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!
HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!