A obese person, that is always looking for the opportunity to fuck a washing machine.

a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

ABSOLUTE MIDGET. NO ONE LIKES HIM. HE HAS A DIPFUCK BODY GOURD NAMED DICKNOSE. FUCK THAT GUY IN AHIS ASSHOLE

The meaning of Tobias is a fat, short, worn, rotten penis, and a dwarf,

Really dumb. Bad at school and overall an asshole

bad teacher that dresses funny.
hippy clothing
stutters
makes strange gestures and noises
easily cries
ugly as shit
BITCH