Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually
You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.
by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011
by WhoIsUsingNotTelling? October 23, 2010
by lantz July 12, 2006
One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.
by yosoyjohn July 18, 2006
by church_organist August 30, 2009
In League of Legends: A computer that takes several minutes to load the game and causes everyone to be delayed and forced to wait.
"Man this guy is taking forever to load. We can;t start our game."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."
by NoPseudonymFound October 20, 2013
Street slang referreing to a pistol, especially semi-automatic Glock .380 cal, .45 cal, and 9 mm pistols.
by Inked July 31, 2006