When someone thinks theyre funny and makes jokes all the time but in reality, theyre not funny.
Dude you've got to be toaning me that was the worst joke ever
by Toan is a fucking fag April 11, 2011
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a person who is always hungry and can eat a whole pizza in less than 3 minutes.
Me so HONGRY, me named TOAN.
by Anna S Emmons December 07, 2003
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1. One who disregards Prom and any other school related social event.

2. An Asian master who can dodge anything.

3. One skilled with a school paper.
"Toan, go to prom!"

"Toan hit me"
by [LL]Mattrix April 23, 2005
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A shortAzn kid who is mad strong and likes to beat up smaller kids
by Schmitty February 08, 2005
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The most beautiful and generous person in the world. He brings joy and calm to anyone who is in his presence. I will always love you, Toan. Stay true to yourself.
Person A: "I wonder what it's like to have Heaven on Earth?"
Person B: "You mean to have Toan on Earth? It's the most amazing thing ever."
by svjt September 24, 2018
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A type of friend that value sexual than friend ship
Why Jake is so quite ?

Oh, he is in the Toan mode
by KRAILE November 16, 2018
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^^^^SO NOT TRUE
"TOAN" someone who has an adnormally small penis, mentally deranged, clueless, ugly
While in bed, Toan's girlfriend complained that she did not feel any pleasure because his penis was sooo fucking small.
by cutepeaches November 20, 2006
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