A spikey haired Misfit, who dances around with his tits out and tries to break dance while intoxicated. Also created magical creature La Fooz De La Kooz De La De Loopdey Goop... see friend Beets
Toad... what the fuck are you doing?
by Dougs. February 15, 2004
A man who's total ineptitude with women reflects that of the character named "Toad" in the movie Gran Torino.
by Godseystyle August 25, 2009
by sucka sucka motha fucka April 27, 2009
by Queen.Toad.K'lyn December 04, 2015
Trump's Orange Aged Dick.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels
by TehLisa September 19, 2018
an ugly women with a wide smile, and hips uncomforatably wide.
she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.
she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.
Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"
these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.
to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.
she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.
Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"
these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.
to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
that bitch is toadin'
That girl look like a toad.
This women is a toad in all meanings.
I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.
That girl look like a toad.
This women is a toad in all meanings.
I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.
by moses6 June 24, 2011
by revenge of the bullied February 07, 2011