When staying up late to study with someone, use this method to not fall asleep. Anytime you feel like you are going to fall asleep, take a selfie and send it to the other person. This way you both know that the other is awake. This method works especially well if the other person is an attractive member of the opposite sex, as you would be more alert when taking a selfie in this case.
Guy 1: "How did you finish studying in time for the test?"
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."
by IzaBigMan January 13, 2017
Waking up to pointless tv such as paid programing or infomercial and watching it without changing the channel
by Rhfhridkrufjtk September 15, 2010
Line from a Wiigles song, taken in to the Australian venacular said to someone doing or who has just done something REALLY stupid
Eric (Saying to Dan, after Dan just put the milk in the pantry and the bread in the fridge) : Wake up Jeff
by Sketchey December 13, 2007
by Lolicato April 21, 2009
When whoever's in your bed can't get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. Often used in porn.
by ubersquirl March 29, 2012
It's when you text someone late night, midday, AM or when you assume the other person is asleep and you've got something pointless to say and you start out a very pointless conversation with a text that reads... "Wake up text". This text may be altered in any means necessary to suit your style as long as the phrase "Wake up text" is still included and in the same exact order with "Wake" right before "up" and followed by "text"
It is 4am at Purdue and Gerard is studying. Rigorously.
Meanwhile, Don at UIC lays his head on his Barney pillow.
Gerard text's: Wake up text
Don replies: Thanks. What you doin?
*Texting continues through the night*
::ALTERED VER::
Gerard text's: Wake up text bith!
Don replies: **DOESN'T REPLY**
Meanwhile, Don at UIC lays his head on his Barney pillow.
Gerard text's: Wake up text
Don replies: Thanks. What you doin?
*Texting continues through the night*
::ALTERED VER::
Gerard text's: Wake up text bith!
Don replies: **DOESN'T REPLY**
by G.Rad May 06, 2009