A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.
Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
by 28StabWounds February 09, 2019
Verb
- To awake one day in a very undesirable situation. Named after the people who wake up in Sin City flat broke.
- To awake one day in a very undesirable situation. Named after the people who wake up in Sin City flat broke.
Waking up:
- In bed with your best friend's girl.
- Behind bars after a night of smashing car windows with a baseball bat.
- On the sidewalk with a hangover the day after a crazy party.
- Waking Up in Vegas flat broke.
- Etc
- In bed with your best friend's girl.
- Behind bars after a night of smashing car windows with a baseball bat.
- On the sidewalk with a hangover the day after a crazy party.
- Waking Up in Vegas flat broke.
- Etc
by Lil' B1 July 30, 2009
The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.
Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.
by Idrinkalot December 05, 2010
The act of flailing penis and/or male genitalia in one's face as they sleep awakening them with your junk. Preferably performed in an early morning setting.
by PB & LS November 17, 2009
Waking up next to your sleeping partner, slathering up the pork sword and polishing it until you blow a hot load of boy butter on her face. The force of your explosion is such that it wakes her up, hence, Wake-up Bomb.
When MaGuire groggily arose from his deep slumber Sara was still passed out. He decided this was the perfect opportunity to introduce her to the Wake-up Bomb.
by Leo D Felcher September 10, 2004
an event so dramatic or troubling that it effectively serves as an alert, reminder or call to action
The failure of the ongoing efforts to produce effective solutions should have been a wake up call to stop arguing.
by The Return of Light Joker September 06, 2009
The best sex in the world. Occurs when you and your partner are both sound asleep and then slowly wake up having sex, in the middle of the night.
Its a trip from Dream State to Horny State.
Afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.
Its a trip from Dream State to Horny State.
Afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.
John: "What happened last night?"
Peter: "We had Wake Up Sex"
John: "Whats That?"
Peter: "We were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having sex and it was weird 'cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.It was so horny!"
Peter: "We had Wake Up Sex"
John: "Whats That?"
Peter: "We were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having sex and it was weird 'cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.It was so horny!"
by fnky January 25, 2006