When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.

Phrase typically used by conspiracy theorists to imply you're ignorant.

Get with it, pay attention, get on top of things.

translates to "are you there", "hello?"

Verb: when you open your eyes after sleeping.

A phrase used when someone is slacking off or not ready to do something (not alert).