That hair-do that most older women have, that looks like an afro.

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.

Used after totally innocent phrases that could have sexual meanings to bag tims old lady

a phrase to describe the most foul, nastiest odor.

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

1. 3 or more best friends who will spend the rest of their lifes making fun of eachother and go on a cruise when there old ladies.

2. Old ladies who are best friends that can fly