The blackest creature in the universe. There’s a planet full of them but there’s one that crash landed on earth and lives in Texas known as the original and blackest of all smittys.

being the shit or being amazing at everything. smittys are the bomb. yeehaw. smittys are yumilicious

The human embodiment of all humanity and god himself. Many including myself consider smitty barstool to be the best fortnite player to ever exist. With a small amount of solo wins, he is still the greatest of all time. He has won the fight for humanity and all should be thankful of his presence and service for barstool sports. Also known for his woman comments

Ex truck driver, iron worker, and protector of the people who likes one armed hookers and Fred Meyer checkers

used to refer to a student who has a strong sexual attraction to his teacher

also someone who tries to masturbate in class

Fucked upppppppp

v. To be sarcastic or smart with someone, to degrade their intellect with an unpleasant attitude.