Urban Dictionary: To kink

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life

Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.

by the_austinjames June 20, 2021

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A kinkless kink is when someone/somebody or even you is kinkless and it makes you kinky.
Not having a kink makes u kinky

Hey dude im pretty sure ✨A_Human✨#9170 has a kinkless kink! 😲😲

by Yourbelovedodesa April 07, 2021

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Kinkless kink

A kinkless kink is when someone/somebody or even you are kinkless and it makes you kinky

Dude im pretty sure ✨A_Human✨#9170 has a kinkless kink

by Yourbelovedodesa April 08, 2021

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Kink My Ass

Something to respond when someone says Kinky. May or may not start a relationship.

"She slapped my face"
"Kinky"
"KINK MY ASS!"

by Kinkydinkysprinky May 21, 2018

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Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

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Kink shaming

When one uses one's fetishes to make them out to be a bad person or belittle them because of something they like to do in bed or in their private time.

Person 1: I have a foot fetish
Person 2: Ummmmmmmm

Person1: Are you kink shaming me?
Person 2: Noooo I'm totally not kink shaming you for having such a weird fetish. 🤥

by PlatinumDoge June 27, 2021

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kinks out

to make straight.

I think we need the rest of this week to do it manually until we get all of the kinks out.

by rsehnem March 23, 2021

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