When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 06, 2017
Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.
In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
by Dairylea Line December 10, 2009
An entrepreneurial job that involves painting house numbers on curbs using stencils for payment. Some curbers offer sport team logos and other symbols in addition to numbers.
by calvis June 15, 2020
The act of looking for discarded items by the curb of a house that can be refurbished. Left as garbage after yard and garage sales. i.e. Furniture, reusable items, lamps, etc.
by Sjp1972 March 15, 2017
The act of sitting in Panda Express and staring out the window at a curb in front of your significant other
by Baldheadedslaphappygrandpappy July 31, 2018
by tirtle January 30, 2017
Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019

