When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 06, 2017
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Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
by Dairylea Line December 10, 2009
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An entrepreneurial job that involves painting house numbers on curbs using stencils for payment. Some curbers offer sport team logos and other symbols in addition to numbers.
My friend Travis has had a curbing business for 12 years.
by calvis June 15, 2020
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The act of looking for discarded items by the curb of a house that can be refurbished. Left as garbage after yard and garage sales. i.e. Furniture, reusable items, lamps, etc.
On Sunday , let''s go curbing for furniture to refurbish.
by Sjp1972 March 15, 2017
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The act of sitting in Panda Express and staring out the window at a curb in front of your significant other
“Hey Tony, stop curbing and order your food already!”
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Trump to Conway: ``We need to start curbing Urban before they get me impeached.''
by tirtle January 30, 2017
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Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019
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