Home of the Spartans and Phil Sheridan Days. A short 15 minute drive to Spirit Mountain Casino.

"The only good Indian, is a dead Indian. " - Phil Sheridan, City Founder and Namesake
There's never a shortage of circus antics and meth-addicts who are more than willing to pee through your mail slots on your doors. There's a 30% homeless rate in the high school.

Single-handedly funding the CPS department.

Rivals with Willamina, home of the Bulldogs.
AKA Shompton.

Ava Sheridan is a stupid cow who is extremely annoying yet is great craic tobe around she also has the best bff ever ella

He fucked in the head kid who needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. He should go fuck himself.

Every SG member got stack of bread moe. Everybody chasing that bag. Fuck with one SG nigga, U fuck with them all.

Alle Sheridan is a awesome girl who is just like Jesus and knows all.

Andrew is a long giraffe. He is a white child rapist. He drives a van so he can rape kids.
Andrews hands can reach all the way up your butt. He could stroke a 20 ft peen. He will give you the good stuff.

He has waves like a black man.

When a woman has sex with three different guys, over a span of three consecutive days.

i.e. having sex with Guy 1 on Day 1, Guy 2 on Day 2 and Guy 3 on Day 3. You have now pulled a Donna Sheridan!