We ate dinner at a cheap Mexican restaurant and I took a tremendous Mike Vick the next morning.

When walking my dog I always carry a small plastic bag so that I am able to clean up his Mike Vick from the neighbor's yard.

Modern art is generally just a bunch of Mike Vick.

Open a window! It smells like Mike Vick in here!

I don't give a Mike Vick how late your friends are allowed to stay out, I want you back home no later than 11:00.
by Buzz Writeyear January 22, 2008
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AN incrediable threat to a defense. The most electrying player in the nfl today and is going to be become one of the top passers in the nfl
by dehd;ds August 26, 2005
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1. The quarterback that saved the Falcons and gives the Falcons the best chance to win. He is exciting, and when it comes down to it, he usually comes through late in the game.

In 2003, he broke his left leg and Dan Reeves was fired even though Vick was out until it was too late. Then they brought this dumbass named Jim Mora Jr, who had to use zone-blocking and never made adjustments to win. Paired with him and Greg Knapp, they had surprising first season, going 11-5, but in a week division. The record went down shortly thereafter because the NFL defenses got used to the run-run-pass-punt style that Knapp brought in.

The front office hasn't noticed until 2007 that the Falcons need to build a team around Michael Vick.

Vick also seems to do well with good pass protection. He got it in the Steelers, Bengals and Cowboys games, and if you'd watch the tape, you'd understand why.

Overall, he is a great quarterback, even though the critics would say he is not. Those people are usually the ones who don't watch Falcons games.

2. An NFL quarterback that usually doesn't get "due process of law" in his cases. They normally think he's guilty and they obviously haven't noticed one thing: he is the highest paid player in the NFL with a dumbfuck brother. So do you seriously think issues aren't going to come up?

3. A victim of namecalling by haters, Philadelphia Eagles, Tampa Bay Succaneers, New Orleans Aints and Carolina Panties fans. They make fun of him because he has herpes, even though that may have been attributed to his mother having herpes. So he may have been born with this disease. So I wonder if those same fans are going to make fun of a retard because he was born that way. I bet not.
1. Michael Vick did all he could but Roddy White dropped a pass that made any of the Falcons momentum go away. He is kind of like Allen Iverson in that way in that Michael has to make up for boneheaded receivers and a midget offensive line.

2. Michael Vick is a dog fighter, even though evidence may show that Devon Boddie, his cousin, is actually doing it without Vick knowing. Or they may not have been doing it at all and a criminal was trying to frame Vick on OTL.

3. Herpes boy can't throw an accurate pass.
by someone00707087007 June 29, 2007
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The most amazingist, most hilaaaarrrrioouss young acting grandma in the whole wide world. Loves to talk about anything, especially sex!! Loves to watch Jersey Shore and fist pumping, teen mom, 16 & preg. We always get a warm welcome of, "hey girl, heyyyyyyyy" when we walk in the door! She is very generous and adopts everyone who walks in the door. She makes the best iced tea in the world and cooks a big family dinner for anyone and everyone every Sunday. She is the best gram in the world and loved by everyone who has ever met her!!
Me - Yo, ya goin' to grandma Vick's later?

You - You know it, fool...

Me - iight G catch you on the flip side...
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a quarterback who backs up the statement, "THE ONLY IMPORTANT STATS ARE THE WIN AND LOSS COLUMNS." In his years at virginia tech and on the falcons, he is 53-13. hes not the best passer, but he more then makes up for it with his amazing running skills and the fear his abilities strike in opponents. opposing teams have had to change their defensive scheme to account for him. very similar to vince young, but youngs passing skills are far superior. but vick might be more of a threat to run. he does fumble too much, but besides that, he is a real leader who inspires his teamates and makes his whole team better. not only that, but he is a very genuine person, donating time and money to many boys clubs in the atlanta and newport news areas. he is also a very coachable player, who is eager to learn and improve his game.
michael vick isnt the best quarterback in history, but no one can deny that he is a great player.
by sbarker15 July 08, 2006
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The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.
Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.
by Big Country Kellogg March 23, 2007
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