When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.
Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
by LegitimateUD January 08, 2020
Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!
"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"
by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018
The act of jerking off with soap in the shower. ( My boyfriend and I were enjoying some shower fun and I started soaping his junk for him and I said "I'm soaping you off" and it stuck.
I helped my boyfriend soap off in the shower
by Freakyqueen January 19, 2018
by Meme Ghost October 10, 2021
when thE POPE ROBE GETS STUCK IN HIS BUTTHOLE WHEN DELIVERING SUNDAY MASS AND ALTER CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO CLEAn it.
by PopeO'Dope November 28, 2017
by hairydolphin217 May 20, 2020
Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
by QuickShowerSherrie July 13, 2013