your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.
sup billy no mates that guy drowning in the river looks like an Evan Sutton
by Anita bee j October 21, 2021
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me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days
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A very hot guy that everyone likes!! He is Sexy!!Always taken by a girl!!
by Haha you thought December 11, 2016
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Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.
"If you think Evan Travis' talks big, you should see his ego." ~Everyone in the Band room
by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019
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The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.
by Steven2210 December 17, 2017
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A person who exists to exist he is a non human creature and will be place permantly in 8th grade
Man I hate how Evan Zarbo he is
by CryoDead October 08, 2019
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