Evan seklecki, this man is practically is god. He is the face of the northeast philly if not all of Philly. He got the coldest ice around his neck. He’s the bro no bap
Person 1: do you know the god himself, Evan seklecki?

Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.

Person 1: yeah doe
by Evanisagod September 02, 2019
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Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
by hasbinbad October 18, 2021
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The best school in columbia county and good in football and other sports but has some of the best and worst teachers ever mrs wimburn will make you want to quit school and go home the hallways take long af to get through and the school is old af
I go to Evans high school to have fun
by Bigdracochance October 09, 2021
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an Evan Sinclair is one of the most attractive boys ever their dong is so long it's insane they have so much potential. when I hear their name it makes me so horny my ass cheeks clench up. I hope we can do it again last time it was so god
Evan Sinclair harder. Evan Sinclair the best name
by your mala habbibe March 03, 2021
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