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(Dane Cook) - Adj. To fuck with someone beyond psychological repair.
"To cook" - Today at work we cooked Adam so bad he refused to talk to us for an entire week.
by Fictional September 24, 2012
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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