Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017
A beer that is opened and one sip is gone but they take the tab to keep track "how many beers they drank" and the person hands it off to someone else saying finish it pussy when really they are the pussy. Also known as "Parkie beer"
A kid who is wearing timberlands and lives in severna park, who is at a party always is going to deliver at least 10-15 severna park beers a night.
by Severnaparklax10 December 09, 2013
When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.
by Eklavya May 25, 2021
The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
by SparklyCupcake June 20, 2012
by VS121 May 10, 2020