Just don't. You and anyone who drinks it will regret it the next day.
If you do. Two handles of Smirnoff, Two 24's of bud light, and a gallon of kool aid.
If you do. Two handles of Smirnoff, Two 24's of bud light, and a gallon of kool aid.
Whatever happened with the summer beer you guys made for yesterday's party?
We dumped the rest of it this morning.
What! Why?
Two guys ended up on the roof, I ended up on the rocks, one guy lost his stomach and we lost the last guy.......all before it got dark.
We dumped the rest of it this morning.
What! Why?
Two guys ended up on the roof, I ended up on the rocks, one guy lost his stomach and we lost the last guy.......all before it got dark.
by 2XC April 21, 2016
A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.
by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011
Tinder code word used by females, who are otherwise boring individuals, who are trying to appeal to men's shallow desires.
by KHopsalot January 12, 2017
two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
It's when an Uncle does a backflip into his Brother's daughter face with his dick out yelling hell yeah while holding a beer.
by TheHandsomeSexAct April 03, 2018
I can't relax with the gas at the dentist's office, I've been hitting the upside-down beer bong for too long to.
by OGcandypants April 29, 2011
A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017