When you have a friend that always says he is going to show up, but then never actually does
‘Oh, he says he is going to come? He is definitely going to Asif it
by Chaner May 29, 2018
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A great guy. Attractive. No reason for a girl to not like him. Brags about being better, but who cares honestly?
Asif brags, but is great.
by Nameless human being November 13, 2019
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a term used to describe the masters of the art of sexual pleasure. Trained to perfection at all sex positions and sex styles.
Whoa! look at those asifs over there! i wish they notice me, my boyfriend is a pussy when it comes to sex
by german shepard owns November 08, 2009
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Its an Arabic name Meaning "Riches" "one with alot of money"
by Duke™ November 06, 2012
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an alternative combination of word and phrase for 'whatever'. When put into use, it can effectively confuse the recipient which in turn gives the speaker the upper hand
Charlotte: I win everything!
Chris: ASIF!That's the biggest joke i've heard!
by Chris 'The Great' Gregg January 28, 2009
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A real playa and charmer and predator falls in love only to realise women are fake then moves on to his next prey

Asifs are tall, dark and handsome and really wealthy with all the 10/10

Every woman wants Asif
by Stacy92 September 30, 2018
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