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When someone gives you a message, like a telegram, only the message is on the titties of a hot bitch!
Example 1:
Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"
Black Guy 2: Shit, man.
Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Example 2:
White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!
Bob: A what?
White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.
Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!
Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"
Black Guy 2: Shit, man.
Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Example 2:
White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!
Bob: A what?
White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.
Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!
by Biggie MacDonald November 10, 2010
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
2
My girl is coming over tonight and I know i'm gonna get some because she sent me a tittygram earlier today.
by Mibbs January 31, 2014
3
a). Sending a message to a loved one by way of a scanner.
b). A unit of weight used to measure breasts in grams.
c). Billy Graham's nick-name for his wife.
Please see Dick-gram.
b). A unit of weight used to measure breasts in grams.
c). Billy Graham's nick-name for his wife.
Please see Dick-gram.
a). My fucking ex-boyfriend posted my titty-gram all over the net.
b). Sadly enough, my girlfriend offered only 5 titty-grams to the party.
Doctor! 10 Titty-grams-stat!
c). You must have seven titty-grams to get into heaven.
b). Sadly enough, my girlfriend offered only 5 titty-grams to the party.
Doctor! 10 Titty-grams-stat!
c). You must have seven titty-grams to get into heaven.
by Fallonn January 05, 2005